March 13, 2026


Turmoil in the Ninth Circuit: Judges Condemn Colleague's Unconventional Dissent

In a recent and controversial decision in the case of Olympus Spa v. Armstrong, Judge Lawrence VanDyke of the Ninth Circuit has once again ignited fierce debate with his provocative dissent. The case, which revolved around a women-only spa's policy towards pre-operative transgender women, saw VanDyke use startlingly informal language, beginning his dissent with the phrase "This is a case about swinging dicks."

This unorthodox opening has drawn sharp criticism from his peers and observers alike, suggesting a departure from the typically sober and measured tone expected in judicial opinions. While other conservative judges on the panel delivered more traditional legal arguments focusing on First Amendment religious protections, VanDyke’s approach was less conventional, intertwining various unrelated topics including references to President Trump and Asian American discrimination.

The majority opinion, authored by Judge McKeown, adhered closely to legal precedents and the specifics of the case. McKeown pointed out that the spa owners did not challenge the state law itself but claimed discriminatory enforcement. This nuanced legal position starkly contrasted with VanDyke’s broad and inflammatory rhetoric.

Further deepening the divide within the court, 26 judges, including the Chief Judge, joined a separate statement authored by McKeown condemning the use of "vulgar barroom talk" in judicial opinions, emphasizing that such language detracts from the dignity of the judiciary and erodes public trust.

The internal strife does not stop there. A poignant statement from two other judges simply stated, "Regarding the dissenting opinion of Judge VanDyke: We are better than this." This brief but powerful rebuke highlights a significant discomfort within the ranks of the Ninth Circuit, pointing to a fracture not just over legal philosophies but also over the decorum and professionalism expected of federal judges.

Despite the backlash, it is notable that 22 judges on the Ninth Circuit did not join the rebuke. This silence has been interpreted by some as a tacit endorsement of VanDyke’s style, suggesting a deeper ideological split within the court. This scenario mirrors a broader trend within certain segments of the judiciary, reflecting a shift towards more divisive and sensationalist rhetoric, often echoing the polarized nature of current political discourse.

As the judiciary continues to navigate these turbulent waters, the actions and words of judges like VanDyke could potentially reshape the expectations and norms of judicial conduct. The impact of such changes on the public's trust in the judicial system remains to be seen, but for now, the Ninth Circuit finds itself at a pivotal and potentially transformative crossroads.